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What Can Brown Do for You?

UPS Fitness Training Program
By Anna Smith

Forget the groundhog and the first daffodil -- if The Onion is to be believed, a United Parcel Service man in his classic mud-brown shorts is the first sign of spring.

There may be some truth behind that. UPS deliverymen -- and over ninety percent of the company's drivers are men -- are more than just brawny package-delivering machines. The UPS deliveryman has transformed into a sex symbol, and a powerful representation in American culture of good fitness and raw industrial power.

The New York Times has called the UPS deliveryman an "industrial athlete," and a workers' daily load hammers that point home. The average deliveryman walks over four and a half miles each day, delivering oversized packages to eagerly expectant men and women, and he lifts and carries thousands of pounds during the course of an average shift. The average American barely matches this amount of exercise in an entire week, so it's no wonder that UPS deliverymen, at least anecdotally, have avoided the obesity, high rates of diabetes, and heart disease that plague the rest of the country.

While the UPS hasn't released private information on the health of its workers, Emil Johnson, director of Strength and Conditioning at Yale's Payne Whitney Gymnasium, isn't surprised at these workers' fitness and iron-piston stamina. "They're in good health," he said of the stallions clad in brown, "and getting plenty of exercise."

UPS has encouraged its workers to get that exercise since the very start. Until the company bought its first Model T in the early 1920s, its fleet ran deliveries entirely by foot and bicycle. The company believes in hands-on service: to encourage face-to-face interaction, corporate policy stipulates that deliverymen must walk the last few steps to a customer's door.

But the UPS has its own Kama Sutra, its corporate Pillow Book -- over the past two decades, the company has compiled its collected wisdom into a corpus of fitness and safety advice comprising a formidable set of guidelines known as the 340 Methods. "I don't know where that number 340 came from," said the dreamy Dan McMackin, a UPS spokesman. "There are over six hundred methods to keep you safe and make you efficient in your daily routine."

The 340 Methods is based on industrial time studies, and details with meticulous obsession the safest and most efficient way to sit down, turn a key, walk down the street, and far, far more. It?s a way of ensuring that this dream fleet of industrial studs delivers the best possible service -- and each driver is supposed to cradle the slim manual in the glove compartment of his chocolate-brown ride.

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